Dumber than Wood

My feet are soaking wet

I’m standing in the rain

If I were smart, I’d go inside

But I ain’t got half a brain

Dumber than Wood

Dumber than Wood

If I learned my lesson (Chorus)

I’d do what I should

Always make the same mistake

I know it ain’t no good

Dumber than Wood

Dumber than Wood

I thought I’d have a beer

Whoever would have thunk

If I kept on drinking

I’d end up getting drunk

Dumber than Wood

Dumber than Wood

(Chorus)

She drug me through the mud

Tied me to the tracks

Ya know she tried to kill me

But I want my baby back

Dumber than Wood

Dumber than Wood

(Chorus)

Dumber than Wood

Dumber than

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