Junior

His nametag it said “Junior”

I asked his real name

He said “My name is Junior”

I’ll name my child the same

I’ll name my first child Junior

That’s how it’s going to be

We’ll call him Junior Junior

That’s how it’s going to be.”

“Then I’ll be Junior Senior

Lest fate throws me a whirl

And that first born child of mine

Turns out to be a girl

If this becomes tradition

I hope you save these words

And Grandpa sings this simple song

To Ju-ni-or the third

©monty tam