Piggy in the paper

 

How much is that piggy in the paper

The one with the curly que  tail

How much is that piggy in the paper

I do hope that pig is for sale

 

They say we have problems with our garbage

They talk about it all the time

If we had that little piggy

She’d eat all out left over slime

 

How much is that aardvark in the National Geographic

The one with the nose like a tail

How much is that Aardvark in the National Geographic

I do hope that Aardvark’s for sale

 

In our house we have a little problem

It’s infested with carpenter ants

If I had that little Aardvark

There’d be no more ants in my pants

 

Sing doggy in the window before and after(Public Domain?)

 

©monty tam