The Booger Song

She wipes me like a booger

On the bottom of her bed.

She makes sure that no one’s lookin’

And she says it’s all in my head.

I know that I’m on crazy

She couldn’t let it show.

She wouldn’t be a lady

If she picked her nose

IN PUBLIC.

She’s spending all my money

And keeps me like a slave.

Then I’m left with nothing.

She’ll work me to the grave.

She don’t give me no lovin’

As I work me night and day.

I’d find another woman,

But she drives them all away.

She wipes me like a booger

On the bottom of her bed.

©monty tam